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First Time Borrowers - $1M Self Directed Loan $25K Assurance Plan Cost - Limited TimeSelf Directed Loan, Instant Same Day Funding, Select Same Day Method for Assurance Plan Payment. Instant Funding - Pay by Crypto Receive 10% Discount on Assurance Plan, Receive Funds in Crypto within MinutesInstant Delivery of BTC - Pay Assurance Plan by Crypto, Receive BTC in the same Wallet within Minutes Rental Block of 100 BTC Assurance Plan Capped at $25,000 when Paying Assurance Plan by Crypto, First Time Renters. Extend the Rental Term to 12 Months by Paying Rental Assurance Plan at Term of Initial Rental Rental Block of 200, BTC Assurance Plan Capped at $50,000 when Paying Assurance Plan by Crypto, First Time Renters. Receive your BTC Same Day by Using a Same Day Payment Method for Your Assurance Plan Payment.

Services & Products

Users of Services and Products are "NOT" Responsible for any Loss for failure to Complete Loan Re-payment, Rental Return or other Terms of Services for any Product or Service

Self Directed Loans

You tell us how much you want to borrow and how much you want to pay to secure the loan. Loans from $25K up to $1M. No credit check, no payments, no interest. A loan secured by an assurance plan is paid at the time of application.   Self Directed Loan Link

Bitcoin (BTC) Rental, Instant Delivery*

BTC rental, when available. Need BTC short-term, 6 months secured by rental assurance plan, no credit or qualifying.  Rental Secure Order Link

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Crypto Services

We purchase, sell, cash out, or exchange bulk cryptocurrency using our institutional and exchange accounts. We have our own traders; do not pay at market-day rates. No personal information or source of crypto is required. Simple fee-based.  Link

BTC & Crypto Loans 5X Security Deposit

BTC / Crypto loans of 5x the crypto security amount. Up to $10 million can be funded on the same day. No credit, personal information, or source of BTC or crypto is required. Other listed crypto on Coinbase is available upon request.  BTC / Cryptocurrency Loan Link


HP Productions provides products and services to Production & Entertainment Companies, TV & Film Projects. Our products and services are now open to companies and individuals outside of the entertainment industry.

We provide fast, private funding for TV and Film productions; no credit required, security for loans and other services by way of Assurance Plans. Customers pay for Assurance Plans to secure the loan or service they order wherein they are guaranteed approval.

TV and Film productions are using more and more cryptocurrency to pay for the projects, we assist with our many cryptocurrency services.

No personal guarantees or credit checks required, as most productions and projects are short term and do not have credit. If you default on any of the services or loans, the Assurance Plans that is taken out as security for the loan or service pays us. We then sell the loss to 3rd party individuals or companies to offset their capital or other gains. We never require personal information to secure a loan or service or do we require source of funds or source of crypto.

Our products and services are a stop gap method of financing when productions run out of funds to complete their project; or to get a business project to completion.

Instant funding depending on method you select for payment of assurance plan and method you select to receive your funds or crypto. Funding in multiple countries, multiple forms and multiple currencies.



Latest News and Changes to our Services 2024

You tell us how much you want to borrow and how much you want to pay to secure the loan.

*You select your loan amount
*You select the fee to secure the loan
Loans from $25K up to $1M
Six months to pay off loan
No Payments
No Interest
No Credit Check
Secured by Assurance Plans
You pay back loan + 10% at term
Open to non-entertainment companies.


Funding as quick as same day; we offer same day ACH transfer to your bank and other same day methods. One simple form, no credit check. Loan approval within minutes. Business or personal use; use for any legal purpose. These are private secure self-directed loans.  

HP Productions is  Licensed to use Hell's Poker brand and processing services and other brands to market it's products and services, HP Productions pays a advertising and marketing fee to companies who advertise their services; these companies are not paid a commission. Hell's Poker is not a partner with or in partnership with HP Productions. Chang Lin, Xian - Weiyang District, Shaanxi, China.